Bands at bonnarooooo PT 1

Here's who I wanna see...

Panic
Dave
Trey
JJ
Black Crowes
Alison Krauss
Modest Mouse
Bob Weir & Ratdog
gov't mule
Benevento
Umphrey's McGee
Blue Merle
Matisyahu
The Mars Volta
The Word
Galactic's Krewe
The Gourds

two weeks from now...

We'll be hot, sweaty, stinky, dirty, sunburnt, tired, muddy, totally ready for a real bed...


feel free to add some sunnifer....

FRIDAYYYYYY

YES, i love fridays, especially those that precede a THREE DAY WEEKEND.
I so desperately want this day to go by fast. I think we are going to paint tonight. i am so ready to get it done!! :)

well. i am bored. i need something to do. I am watching ed. but i am too antsy to sit for the rest of the show. BLAH

Hell YES

That's right... NO MORE YMCA....
i got myself a new job!!! WOOOOO

Today is a GREAT day...

I have decided that I need a more positive attitude towards everything. Yes, I have a shitty job. Yes, they abuse me and my fellow coworkers. But I really need to work on making the best of things.

There have been many times over the past year that I have just wanted to walk out and tell them to go screw themselves. But I have kept with it (amazingly). And I have learned a lot from it. I hope it has made me a better person.

When I think of all the CRAP I have endured this year, it almost makes me want to cry.
But, today i have an interview with a company (hehe, i just typed companty. heheh) that i know i can be successful with. but it scares the shit out of me.

when i graduated from collage, i was sure that I would be attending grad school to become a marriage and family therapist, not interviewing for a sales position. ??? WTF? who would have thought i would be living in indiana? married and buying a house?? (and I am in no way complaining about these things, it's just amazing).

isn't it crazy how life's adventures can change you?

I am hoping and praying that I get this job. I am trying to think of questions to ask the interviewer... but my mind has come up blank. GAH. I guess I should get off the damn computer and get some shtuff done.

check ya later

ps TWO WEEKS FROM NOW, WE WILL BE EATING NUMMERS BREAKFAST BUFFET AT SHONEYS
KICK MAJOR ASS CHEEKS.

AAAAAHHHH

I have had the hiccups THREE FREAKIN TIMES today

It makes me want to scream. why is God punishing me? what did I do to make him hate me so?

it makes me wanna blow chunks. GAH

PMNA Theme... Part Deux

Sung to the monkee's theme song

Here we come,
Drivin down the street.
To bonnaroo we go,
cuz we want muddy feet,

Hey, Hey we are PMNA
the sweetest camp around
we're named after a beatles' nice ass
and we like to party down.

We like stalk a black crowe
and listen to J.J.
we're gonna eat some tofu,
Hollah for bonnaroo.


is that lame or what??

Hairy anecdote... (is that how you spell it?)

Last week, I left my razor at the apartment, but we were living at the house. so for 5 days, I had to go without shaving anything.

Now, I am the kind of person that does not like prickeliness. Smooth is a way of life. I can handle not shaving my legs for a few days before i rub my calfs raw. But my armpits were CRAZY hairy. I don't know how I made it those five days. It was like having two pet porcupines living under there. Lets name them gertrude and josephine. yes, for sure.

Well, I had to give my new found friends haircuts, because they were getting a little wild.

With bonnaroo coming up, I know that it will be Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, before I get to shave them. I am bringing my electric razor though, just in case.

I don't know how people survived before shaving. :)

Just call me sasquatch for a week.

PMNA Theme...

alright, obviously i am unmotivated right now, so here we go:

*ahem*


I got nothin.

Freakin Foreskin.

And that's another story

I am sooo totally stoked, because I am watchin ED right now. It's only one of my all time favorite shows EVER. ranks up there with punky brewster and Magnum PI :)

anyway--- i am sitting in our new house. alone. i should totally be unpacking some things, but ALAS i am sitting on my ass. :(

I have a job interview tomorrow. i am soooo ready for it. I am going to be all over their questions and they won't even have to give me a second interview, because i will have TOTALLY BLOWN THEM AWAY (with my answers, not my ass)

I need a job that's going to actually pay me for the work I do. the YMCA doesn't pay shit... how are you supposed to live on what they pay you? sheesh. dumbasses.

right on, i better go showa- i STANKY.

3 weeks from today, i'll be packin my jeepers up with campin stuff.

No work monday...

I love mondays, we'll at least this monday. because I didn't have to work. I HATE WORK. :)

you know what else I hate? explosive diahrrea. it burns my booty hole.

Did I ever tell you about Paul McCartney's Naked Ass?? I think we should name our camp Paul McCartney's Naked Ass. PMNA for short. pemna. that's how you pronounce it.

Anyway. it was totally hot. freakin' all firm and muscular. not one hair or butt pimple. rrwaaoorr. :) oohhh mama. Wish he were baby daddy.

JUST KIDDING. i think DH might kick my ass for saying that hheheeee

I want to order a shirt that says "Me Gusta"
or "Check Ya Later" OR BOTH DAMMIT.

PSSSSSSSST. I am bored. And it's my bro's b-day. he's OOOLLLDDD 35. wow.

HAPPY KISS MY ASS DAY!!!

so i walk into work this morning and Boots is all cheery and happy. so i asked him what the crap was up with him... he said "it's friday, and it's kiss my ass day. I am going to tell all of these fuckers to kiss my ass"

so, In honor of Boot's, who might not be with us any more :)

KISS MY ASS.

dammmit that felt good.
I hope that this time next week, after my interview i can celebrate this day again HA

just one of those days...

sometimes i wonder if someone is out there reading this. i am sure if you are, you are thinking, wow, this girl is insane. (gah)

I got a call from a company today that saw my resume online--- i am actually kind of excited. I am thinking that I will at least give it a try?? this is so scary.
I feel like my college degree is a waste right now. 4 years; 8 semesters and 2 summers down the drain. blah. that makes me sad :)

grrrrr. my husband is watching one of the few shows that i HATE HATE HATE. freakin fear factor. DAMMIT i hate that stoopid show. why in the hell would somebody put themselves through all of that CRAP??? ewwww. lard??? dunking yourself in lard, blech---- just thinking about it makes me wanna heave up the delicious strawberry sundae i had a little bit ago. eeewwwww.

yuck o la.

I wish my nose would stop running...

I am soo pissed right now...

DH is totally pissing me off. We have our house now, we closed on friday- and we haven't started painting yet. WTF. He's going to put it off as long as he can, and I want to be there right now painting. OOOOHHHHH i am so mad right now, that i am about to have a temper tantrum.

I don't understand what his deal is. I bet we don't even get into the house before May 27th. OH MY GOD, that's 3 FUCKING WEEKS AWAY.

I know i am being a baby about this whole thing- but can i help it that i am freakin excited to get into my house? he's soooo lazy.

GRRRRR.

*SIGH*

I can tell it's wednesday :) I have so much to do today, and I have no umph to get me up off of the couch. all i can think about is the stoopid secret sound. I want that money sooo freakin bad. we need it for the house. we found a spot on the wall where there's a leak in a window- and if it's not covered under the warranty, we might be in some deep trouble. GAH. if i won the money we'd have over 18,000 buckerroooonies. ahhhhh, totally kick ass.

but what the hell is that damn sound. grrrrrr.... it makes me want to cry, because i keep hearing it over and over in my head, and the more i think about it, the harder it is to think. my brain is hypnotized by this damn sound.

oh- and meetings suck ass. I hate 'em because they are never as informative as they should be. sheesh. I finally start reading The DaVinci Code, and no i have no time to get anything done. :( oh well....

and i still don't have a dog. I want to cry. I have given up though. the last time we were teasing him about it, he got really pissed off. butthole. i guess i will just have to survive without a sweet puppy...

best monday EVER...

I am so freakin ready to get into our house, that I woke up with no problem this morning. I have those anxious butterflies in my tummy. I can't wait! we are going to have a romantic picnic in the middle of our empty house tonight, and finish taping off the walls. I am soo essited. :)

Well, i still haven't quit my job. things got really crazy there at the end of the week- I am thinking things are going to be a little weird this afternood at site. Yuck. I hate work drama. Actually, I hate work. HA

Welllll, i guess i should shower... no use stinkin up the place