and the award goes too....

i should totally win the DUMBASS OF THE YEAR award.

today, i was supposed to take the insurance licensing test for my new job.
but OH NO, my stoopid ass forgot the certificate that is stated about a zillion times REQUIRED FOR TEST ENTRANCE. i realized this about a half hour before the test started, but it was too late to turn around and go home to get it.

GAH i feel sooo dumb. i just wanted to scream. and of course, i cried. damn, i dont know what my problem is, but i have been crying A LOT lately. (more than usual-- because we all know that i am a cry baby) but you know what really pisses me off?? the damn $40 re-regisration fee. being unemployed SUCKS i don't have the money to keep paying that stoopid fee over and over again...

at least they're cool at the office about it though. (ha, you don't know it, but i just typed "tit"). they're going to try to get me in sooner for the exam... other wise it's next friday. plenty of time to study. (even though i am SO oever that book.) I feel like i am back in school. and that sucks. it's been too long, my study habits aren't what they used to be. i can't cram anymore... and it feels like every new thing i read pushes something old out. this dog is having a hard time learning new tricks dammit.

so, please, feel sorry for me, and be glad that you aren't as dumb as me.

Back From Bonnaroo...

well, i got back this morning from bonnaroo, and let me tell you what: I stunk like no other...
after being awake for damn near 24 hours, (and skanky for 86) I had to take a shower before i could even think about crawling in bed :)

can you imagine what nastyness would be permanently living in my mattress after that?!?!

anyway, despite the commerciality (if that's not a word...) of the whole event, the bands were awesome!
I got the chance to check out a ton of bands that i haven't seen before...

Of course, the black crowes (i love you, chris) were by far the best. the fact that i was on the front row didn't hurt either! They were sooo kick ass, jammin, dancin, and you could tell they were all having a great time up there... i hope and pray they stick together this time and start putting out some more albums!!!

our camping neighbors were C R A Z Y mofo's-- and that's putting it lightly. dammmm i have never seen anyone consume that many drugs before. Sunny and I seriously thought Jimmy was going to die. He was all screamin and moanin... insane. they were hilarious though... we were crackin up at all of the shit they were doing. thanks for that Jimmy and Jeremy!

the weather wasn't soo bad.. yeah, it rained A LOT, but at least it kept the temps down. I was damn near cold on sunday while we were sitting and listening to modest mouse (who were great!)... i had goose bumps! who'd a thunk it...

blue merle put on an awesome show. I was one person back from the stage on that show too.. got some kick ass pics, i'll post those once i figure it out. dammit, i wish we had xp.

I just think that last year, we had such a great experience, that this year couldn't live up to it... the people were so much kinder, and it didn't seem as crowded. oh well, it was soo worth it, and plus
aren't we all there for the music anyway?

next year's line up will totally determine if I go again. gonna have to find another festival that isn't so crazy.
I'll post more on it later...

i am sooo lazy today...

ahh, yes, the unemployment has kicked in :) I should be doing something productive right now, like studying for my insurance class but NNOOOO i'm sitting at this here computer doing absofreakinlutely NOTHING

AND I LIKE IT

so, right. i went to target today, and everyone and their uncle was there... you can tell it's summer, in carmel, indiana... all of the stay at home mom's with their kids on the last day (half day) of school. some of them behaving, but my favorite of the day was this little girl, being the TOTALLY BRATIEST girl i have ever heard---

"mom, i can't believe you would do this to me... why are you doing this to me, i just can't believe you would do this to me MMOOOOMM"

THIS LITTLE GIRL WAS THREE YEARS OLD! if my child ever EVER EVER talks to me like that, i'll give them something to believe in. GAH it was all because the mom said no to a swimsuit.
a friggin swimsuit. Well-- we must remember where we live, Carmel/Westfield, Indiana... where all of the kids get whatever they freakin want, whenever they want it. literally.

case in point--- one of my girls at work said this to me a couple of weeks ago.
"my brother had his tv too loud, so i couldn't hear mine in my room. i told him to turn it down, but he said no- so i had to go to the library to watch" OR
"my parents are buying me a 52" plasma tv for the game room" OR
"what do you mean, you have to clean the house, you don't have a maid??" OR
"My sister is gitteing a hummer H2 for her first car" WHAT?????

I am being soo serious about all of those quotes too... spoiled little brats.

anyway, what else can i rant about???
I smell. i haven't taken a shower yet. that's how lazy i am. ha.
my hair is nasty... but i would rather just sit out on the front porch and read... so i think i might.

i am sooo bored hehehe

i can't believe that i am unemployed right now :)

DAMMNIT that's a great feeling. i am not longer a slave to the YMCA

ahhh

i think i need to go buy my husband one more birthday gift. i am having a hard time thinking of what else to get him. GAH he's gonna be old (hehe, he hates it when i say that) well, darnit, he's a year and a half older than i am. OLD

dammit, i am freakin bored and having a damn hard time typing. my fingers don't want to work. i have used the shitty backspace bar at least 50 times in this post alone (whoops, please make that 75.)


I LOVE THE WEEKEKEEEEENDS