No work monday...

I love mondays, we'll at least this monday. because I didn't have to work. I HATE WORK. :)

you know what else I hate? explosive diahrrea. it burns my booty hole.

Did I ever tell you about Paul McCartney's Naked Ass?? I think we should name our camp Paul McCartney's Naked Ass. PMNA for short. pemna. that's how you pronounce it.

Anyway. it was totally hot. freakin' all firm and muscular. not one hair or butt pimple. rrwaaoorr. :) oohhh mama. Wish he were baby daddy.

JUST KIDDING. i think DH might kick my ass for saying that hheheeee

I want to order a shirt that says "Me Gusta"
or "Check Ya Later" OR BOTH DAMMIT.

PSSSSSSSST. I am bored. And it's my bro's b-day. he's OOOLLLDDD 35. wow.