Thank goodness I'm not Fartstipated anymore!

Last week, i ate a bad burrito, and it lodged itself in my stomach for what seemed like days... I told my dearest hubby that I couldn't even fart... so I made up this word:

1. Fartstipated
adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of fart gases.
adj: when you have to fart, but nothing comes out.
stomach may become very bloated with methane gas during this time, best solution is to wait it out, beware of stench afterwards.
Damn, I haven't farted in 2 hours, I must be fartstipated.

he tried to tell me it didn't make any sense...