Dearest sundog,

why in the hell did you just tell the entire world that i just farted???? WTF were you thinking? did you not realize that my feelings are on the line?????? GEEEEZZZ

anywhoo, i bet you are glad that you weren't here when i let it out, it was totally nasty. you would have been proud. and i am sorry that your nose bled... perhaps it was my fart that crawled through the phone and ripped at your nose hairs???

it could happen.

would you rather.....
make your living manufacturing
sex toys
OR
guns
i'd go for the sex toys myself...
be dating someone who insists that every electric device in both of your homes to be controlled by those "clap on, clap off" devices
OR
that every piece of furniture be covered in plastic

zobmondo rocks babyyyy...